Isn’t it funny when someone who could not have cared any less about your relationship suddenly pops up with a ‘Hey’ like it's nothing. Like they did not f*ck you up then proceed to move on like you were nothing. I’ve had a few of those, and I wish I had the guts to nip the conversation in the butt early on.
You may be thinking that the most mature thing is to be polite, ignore or block them, but sometimes, sometimes it’s okay to be chaotic. Nobody wants to be mature all the time. Let’s leave that for the workplace.
So here are a few responses for that awful EX
No Thank you Satan.
I mean, I know that the devil knows no rest, but why are you here.
The day I want to keep in touch with a friend like you I’ll just have a squat, and sh*t one.
I would tell you to go f*ck yourself but I’m pretty sure you would be Disappointed.
Please Go to Hell, Thanks.
Ain’t no one got time for that.
I’m sorry, who is this?, Didn’t I unsubscribe to that.
You are so fake, but so were my orgasms so I guess we are even.
Don’t take it the wrong way, but I’m so much better now that you are not in my life. So let’s keep it that way.
Lastly, Don't be clown. You know Better.
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